"I MARCH TO THE BEAT OF MY OWN DRUM" I scream as I’m kicked off yet another marching band
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
So, the color blue is supposed to relax you and make you want to stay where it/you are…
my mom’s favorite color is blue
the house is almost FULL of blue
Are you trying to tell me something, Mother?
Reblogging this on my personal account because I still like this voice for him.
Just finish dissecting fetal pigs in biology today
guess what’s for dinner at home
(with little clots of blood still on it)
Just try not to think of little baby Susan rotting away in a plastic baggie while you’re devouring her mother’s delicious cooked flesh.
Above is an excerpt from ‘Personhood’ by Lauren Zuniga, which can be viewed here.
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ARE YOU FU CKING SHITTING ME
If you had told me earlier today that this song could also be a warrior queen’s battle chant, I would have looked at you funny
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture